#and i don't wanna spam you guys too much with my king of evil's craziness haha

[divineprank]

[Which voice from 'Slay the Princess' are you?]

A humored hum through his closed mouth, the smallest smile creeping upon his lips rather deviously. "My long and storied history would make anyone feel confident in trying to analyze my desires and actions. However, I must question the latter portion of your answer..."

He leans back slightly as he considers his next response carefully; striking yellow eyes narrowing in his contemplation, yet still reflecting a glint of the of his strong heritage. "To claim that I would desire to be crushed honorably in combat by a so-called 'giant woman'—" His voice sharpens briefly on those two words, though not with anger but instead intrigue, "—is a bold assumption on your part. I am not so careless with my pride as to seek defeat, honorable or otherwise, in the pursuit of some twisted gratification to myself, my crown, or the power I seek. No, I was born to conquer, not to submit."

Fiery red eyebrows sink together, forming a noticeable wrinkle between them as his electrifying gaze sharpens dangerously. "With that said, you may not be entirely wrong. If there is one group that I would entrust to challenge my power, it would be the Gerudo—the warriors of my tribe, my kin. It is through sparring with my sisters, through testing their mettle and their testing of mine, these contests of strength where I find such deep value. Their victory over me, in the rare occasions it has happened, has never diminished my pride, but instead it has fortified it. To see their prowess, their cunning, their skill—it is as if my own strength reflects in my sisters' triumphs. Such defeats, if they must happen, I would consider an honor."